You have been warned. To celebrate the holidays and the destruction thereof, Greenpeace has released a very dramatic video in which Santa Claus, looking a bit like a beleaguered terrorist and broadcasting from what what appears to be an arctic fallout shelter, warns the children of the world that he may have to cancel Christmas unless global warming is stopped. Santa is played by Jim Carter, best known as butler Mr. Carson from Downton Abbey, as a grizzled, unkempt man at the end of his rope. He confirms that Presidents Obama and Putin are on the top of his naughty list for remaining indifferent to his plight and that unless action is taken he will "have to warn you of the possibility of an empty stocking... forevermore." Remain calm, watch the video below, and keep it from the eyes of actual children unless you want to answer some uncomfortable questions.
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